College, Louboutins and Techno Raves: I have this friend who sells XTC and a little while ago she was...

thesecretlifeofasb:

amsterdamsugar:

I have this friend who sells XTC and a little while ago she was selling a pill and the cops caught her and searched her. You are actually allowed to have 5 pills on you in the Netherlands but she had like 25. She is obviously freaking out, until the cop looks at his colleague and goes “Man, this…

TIME TO MOVE TO THE NETHERLANDS 

(Source: marketingwhore)

watereddownfandoms:

This probably won’t get any notes but…

Reblog to get a dress based on your blog!

I promise to do every single one, even if it takes me forever. 

Here’s an example:

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Edit: Due to the unexpected popularity of this, I will only be taking notes until the end of August. There’s no way i could keep this up when I’m in school.

(via thesecretlifeofasb)

  • Parents: It's so messy. Clean up!
  • Me: Bitch this is your fucking mess! Quit being fucking lazy and pick up your own mutha fucking shit!!!!
  • What I really said: okay.